Grates my Cheese

In our society today, we can get angry pretty quickly. I would like to ease our anger quotient and give us a place to vent our troubles. These segments will be called, "Grates My Cheese." This segment name was inspired by the episode from Family Guy where Peter gets to host his own news cast called "Grind My Gears". I am not the biggest fan of new Family Guy episodes but this was before things got crazy out of control with all the Star Wars spoofing. Seth McFarland had a hit with this one.

With out further ado, here is the first bit of Grates my Cheese:

"You know what really Grates my Cheese? People who think they can do your job better than you can. Granted I am no nuclear scientist but also you don't have to deal with the same kind of bull shit like I do every day. For example, I am a manager at a movie theater. As you may know from the past few weeks, during the holiday season, we tend to get pretty busy. School is out, people get time off from work, life is full of holiday cheer...except for the people who work at the movie theaters.
I honestly could give a rats ass if we don't have regular salt instead of butter salt. Hello, there are over 400 people in the lobby, my cashiers need ones, 3 underage are trying to sneak in and you want to yell at me about the fucking butter salt?! Get a clue and if you seriously don't want to come back here because we don't have regular salt good ridden!
Also, if you use to work at restaurant during christmas and you know how busy it can be, instead of yelling at me about how we are understaffed...thanks MIKE...why don't you get here 30 minutes prior to your movie, just in case the concessions line is a little busy.
I know these things maybe silly to some but honestly guys, when things are that crazy please don't seek out the manager and try to tell them what they need to do. I am pretty confident in my abilities to SEE...I realize that we are understaffed...I realize that we don't have regular salt...I realize that the janitors didn't come in and now you have to sit in trash...chances are that I am doing everything in my power to make things better because I don't want to hear you bitch!! That's what GRATES MY CHEESE!"

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